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One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly
came upon a large raging, violent river.
They needed to get to the other side,
but had no idea of how to do so.


The first man called out to God, praying,
"Please God, give me the strength
to cross this river."


Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs,
and he was able to swim across the river.


It did, however, take him about two hours,
and he almost drowned a couple of times.


Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying,
"Please God, give me the strength . . .
and the tools . . . to cross this river."


Poof! God gave him a rowboat.
He was able to row across the river in about an hour,
but it was rough, and he almost capsized the boat a couple of times.


The third man had seen how things worked out for the other two,
so when he prayed to God, he said,
"Please God, give me the strength and the tools and
the intelligence . . . to cross this river."


And poof! God turned him into a woman.


She looked at the map,
hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards,
then walked across the bridge. :)

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